Saturday, August 30, 2008

Fireworks, Greek columns, and lies...

"Did you see it? Were you there? AAAAAHHHHH!!! He's here! He touched my hand!!! I'll never wash my hand again!!!"
Are Obamaniacs any better than Dittoheads (google it)?
What struck me about Obama Presley was how he can come out and "outline" his plans without saying anything. I mean really nice talking points but where's the meat? They were bullet points that are hard to argue with (many of them anyway). The real question is HOW? How will you live up to the promises? And with who's money? The government's money oh I see, hmmm... remind me again where they get their money.
The other part that got under my skin were the half-truthes and lies about himself and McCain.
"McCain voted with the President over 90% of the time. Well check out the pot calling the kettle black (can I say that?). He voted with his own party 97% of the time, but don't worry we're all about CHANGE! That's why he picked one of the longest tenured people from Washington to be his running mate because "the best ideas don't come from Washington, they come TO Washington." Oh wait that didn't illustrate his point at all did it. Oops!
He promises to cut taxes for 95% of Americans. Hmmm... the bottom 50% don't pay taxes and the top 5% pay most of the taxes. How's that going to work? Where will he get the money to fund all the health care and college funds again? Hmmm...
No capital gains on small businesses? Remind me where will all this money come from for stuff? And what's a small business? Hmmm...who decides that?
He's not good at understanding these new form of communication called a JOKE. He made as a statement of fact that John McCain defines middle class people as "those earning less than five million dollars." McCain did say that as an obvious joke and even told us it would be taken out of context. Watch, he goes on to talk about fiscal responsibility. Well said McCandidate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zovk-H5qmBE

Back to "The Chosen One."
Does he really expect us to believe that he will balance the budget with more entitlements?
And which programs that "don't work" will he be cutting? Hmmm... this is going to get interesting. If McCain can engage him maybe he can expose O ditty as the fraud that he is. McMaverick has got two months to press Obama-a-rama to explain how he's figured "every dime" in his fiscal plans. That's a lot of coin! Who is he "O-Rainman"?
I look forward to the debates he's promising, that he's conveniently avoided all summer. "Oh what's that Mr. McCain, you want to debate? I was unaware of all your numerous invitations." Of course town hall meeting style won't work, you can't fit enough Obamaniacs in a town hall. Hmmm...how about the SUPERDOME in the friendly confines of New Orleans? There's nothing he could do to use that as politcal drama could he?

I love McCains new ads. Here's a great one. He only uses Demo's words and even Obama's own words about how he's not prepared to be President. BRILLIANT!!! Somebody on his staff has a McBrain.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nA1MwOE86U

We need a better name for Obamaniacs. How about "Zobamies--the walking BRAIN-DEAD." Post your submission. Somebody has got to have something even better to describe people who support an inexperienced "leader" and don't even know why they like him (Hillary had her own crew.) Maybe its the syncopation of his name O-BAM-A. See its easy for the weak minded to chant. Mc-Cain doesn't work so well. He needs a more chantable name. Does McCain know any Jedi mind tricks?

Is it just me or does this sound like a politcal race in Ireland between McCain and O'bama?

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